New Balls Please

It’s time again for Wimbledon

On court with my best racket

taking tennis lessons

and it costs a pretty packet

A lady shouts “your bulging pouch
suggests you’ve had a fall”
“Don’t worry” I said happily

“it’s just my tennis ball”

“Oh dear!” she cried “how awful
such a tender place for pain
for I’ve had tennis elbow
it must be driving you insane”