Attitudes of the Platitudes

'Baby on Board'
The sticker proclaimed

As they cut me up 

I might have been maimed

'Jesus Loves You'

As she gave me the finger

Such a host of invective 

From a church choir singer

'I Slow Down for Horses'

A triple horn blast

I saw nothing but 'V' signs

When at ninety they passed

Riding my tail for a mile or more

Rude venting and ranting morose

In passing I saw the sign on display
"If You Can Read This Your Driving Too Close"