FA Queues

If your exciting recent purchase

Doesn’t do what it should do

Putting paid to expectations

To leave you sadly pastel blue

Get on the phone and make a call

Select a pathway to success

Pressing umpteen bloody numbers

Achieving nothing but distress

Wait your turn we know you’re there

Robotic whispers in your ear

And just for training purposes

We make recordings have no fear

Our call rate is quite high today

You’re number eighteen on the list

You may try our on-line services

For those problems that persist

And if you do I’m sure you’ll find

A host of so much more to do

Enlightened by such lunacy

That lurks among the FAQ

I’ve tried it out so many times

Reading every frequent question

Finding answers most infrequently

Inflicting chronic indigestion

I would love to end this jabber

With an upbeat point of view

Instead I recommend not bothering
With that 'sweet nothing' FA Queue