A Southern State of Brain Drain

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This guy in Oklahoma

We can’t disclose his name

Let slip a twenty dollar bill

Watched it slither down the drain

The sensible among us

Might have dangled down a skewer

But this guy for twenty dollars

Stormed his way into the sewer

Without a light he splashed about

Amongst the slurry and the litter

Unable to locate his cash

Became enraged extremely bitter

Two days in lost confusion

Bumping bashing all about

Crazed with thirst he feared the worst

Begged and pleaded ‘Let Me Out’

Thankfully some students

School bound passing near

Heard his doleful fading scream

Police arrived with rescue gear

They opened up a manhole

To a pipe five meters down

Hauled him up to freedoms air

Many bruising’s yellow brown

A sorry tale to bring to you

From the land of milk and honey

If your dollars make a break for it
Take my advice don’t chase the money