Mind Your Language (Spill Chocked)

Those wridden werds of eversay

Doubtlass with commitment

That quenchions hard my status Kwo

My good since and conventment

Nowadaze when wridding stuff

There is a-nutter pen at wirk

That interferes and chances things

Despoils and iterates my werk

Dropping thinks like ‘Peas and queues

To make my massage seem demented

Changing tents not making sense

Serving sentences segwented

I suppose I should be grapefruit

For this Lexicon intrudar

In contributing to new found kills

As a competent ‘Preef Roodar'