Wednesday 26 November 2014

Belt Up

Dicky Dirt Uncle Bert
Either way put on your shirt
Secret language any old slang
Arty-farty off with a bang

Out and about get down and dirty
All about detail don’t get shirty
Keep your hair on do be brief
Shirt removal nothing but grief

Had it up to here with shirtiness
Lost my handle must confess
Steady my buffs float even keel
Unload a boat-load of all that spiel

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